I hate our slushie man. As soon as I hear him coming down my street, I’m out in front with money in hand and he’s already on the next street. Seriously, dickhead, I want a fucking slushie -at least slow down so I have a chance
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point