Hallo, Kelly here! Writer of Jaxter, Dazer and sometimes weirder things. For those who are curious, I'm 22 -near on 23- childish and lesbian. If you've any questions about me or for me, don't be afraid to ask. I only bite on Thursdays.
I AM SORRY KELLY
I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO THINK OF ANYTHING TO WRITE
I TOLD YOU I WASNT A WRITER
;A;
IT’S OKAY, KAREN ;^; WE KNEW THE RISKS OF ALEEF AND THE LACK OF MATERIAL. I HAVEN’T THOUGHT OF ANYTHING EITHER T^T
[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]
I’m so sorry.
quick, Leo, catch one
its getting better with time
(via midorieyes)
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
(via itsaroosterteeththing)
- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
blueeyedangel-greeneyedhunter:
Dear Metatron,
I hope you step on a lego.
Regards, the Supernatural Fandom
I love how - I hope you step on a lego - is the absolute worst thing we can think of
Dear Metatron,
I hope you lose the dog in your monopoly set.
Regards, the Supernatural Fandom.
shit’s gettin’ real
Dear Metatron,
may all your bacon burn
Regards, the Supernatural Fandom
(via thievinglombaxprecursor)
When you were younger and a friend came round
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
(via briizyleaves)
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(via sergeant-angua)
Charlie is the best thing about Twilight
Charlie is the only good thing about Twilight
Charlie is the only logical one in Twilight
(via danzidragondiary)
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
(via thievinglombaxprecursor)
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
(via itsaroosterteeththing)
How to break up with someone
- You: Your ex is attractive.
- Partner: Which one?
- You: ME.
- You: BYEEEE
